2 Posts in One Day, Girl What Was Yall Doin?!

Don’t get it? LOL! Man…

Anyway, Ms. Croft tagged me and I’m not doing any work right now so here we go:

Rules: 1. We have to post these rules before we give you the facts. 2. Players start with eight random facts/habits about themselves. 3. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules. 4. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names. 5. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

1) My first kiss EVER was from a guy who is now my cousin. LMAO! That’s some sick shit. Naw but for real…when I was little, a new family moved to the area where we lived. There was Raymond, the oldest boy, Shaconna, the oldest girl and Denoltra, the youngest girl. (Sidenote: Ok, what the fuck is a Shaconna and a Denoltra?) Anyway, all the neighborhood girls loved the hell out of Raymond. He was tall, dark-skinned and he could beat all the other boys racing up and down the street. He picked me to be his “girlfriend”. I can’t remember how old I was at the time but I remember he kissed me behind one of the buildings. That was the only time we ever kissed and it was one of those scared, little kid pecks. I wasn’t no young ho or nothing like that. Dang! Anyway, a few years later, my uncle married their mother. So we all became cousins by marriage. Of course, by that time I didn’t feel attracted to Raymond. I don’t know if I ever really did. He was a boy and boys were yucky back then. My auntie and my uncle have since divorced but they did have 3 children together. I see those cousins way more often than I see the others. It’s been a few years at least. I know that Raymond is married now. Shanna (Shaconna) has a daughter and is pregnant with another child and Noltra (Denoltra) is married with kids.

2) I have a really strong belief and fear that my Granny will bury all her children before she passes away. She’s had 7 kids total. 3 died in a house fire when they were still babies (I would have had an aunt – Victoria – on my Dad’s side. That would have been cool). My uncle Kevin passed away from cancer a few years ago. My uncle Anthony has lung cancer and is not taking care of himself. We strongly suspect my Daddy has cancer but he hates doctors and really refuses to do what he needs to do to take care of himself (I was at my parent’s house the other day and almost didn’t recognize him…he’s so skinny. I’m extremely scared for him). My uncle Cedric has very bad diabetes and he doesn’t take care of himself like he should…but surprisingly he’s probably in better health than all of them.

3) I am strongly considering transferring to a more prestigious school to graduate. The school I attend now is okay but it really is like extended high school. The curriculum isn’t challenging and I figure…I’m paying all this money to get my degrees…I might as well do it big! I have already been talking to admissions counselors. I think I might do it. This school was rated one of America’s Best Colleges by Newsweek. Where could I go wrong?

4) Uhhh…8 things? Damn. Okay, ummm…speaking of school…I am an Accounting nerd. I like…LOVE it. You know how something just clicks and you totally understand it? Yeah, that’s me and those numbers. What’s really crazy though is that I sorta hate Math. Naw, lemme take that back. I like Math when I understand it. But calculus, logarithms, probabullshit…hate it. In high school, I’d even go to Accounting competitions where’d we compete against other schools in the area. NERD ALERT! LOL!

5) My ex is an idiot. Like a for real, straight up idiot. We broke up. Within WEEKS, he had a new girlfriend. 3 months in, she was pregnant and had his ass trapped. They get married, have the baby and she turns into the bitch from hell. Regardless to all this, he buys a house for them. And now he’s miserable as shit. We used to talk and be friends. Now his wife changed his number and checks his phone. She doesn’t want him talking to any girls, period. Not even the girls he grew up with. One girl he knows is a friend of mine…they all went to high school together. His wife told her she didn’t want him talking to her either. LOL! Crazy, much?
But I guess that what happens when you jump in and out of relationships and get a bitch knocked up within 3 months. Dummy.

6) Is it bad that my ex mentioned above…was the best friend to another one of my exes? Hahahahahahaha! That is another loooong story in itself but I guess I committed that crime that no person should ever commit.

7) I have thought about going natural. Growing out my relaxer and just working with my God-given hair texture. My relaxed hair is pretty much healthy but I hate being a slave to the chemicals. I went about 9-10 weeks without a relaxer before I gave in. I am weak. LOL.

My favorite car ever in the history of my life is the Ford Mustang. If I were to ever get a new car of my choice (cause the Malibu was Transunion’s choice for me) the Mustang would be it. But this new 2007 Nissan Altima Coupe…hot damn! I want that car BAD. Like so bad, I asked my Mommy to co-sign for me and she laughed. In my face.
It has: push-button ignition, Bluetooth hands-free phone system, touch screen navigation system, padded leather armrests…*screaming* I don’t think I have ever obsessed over a car like this. I want it. And somehow I will have it. Anybody got $20,490 I can borrow?

Okay, so since I am still fairly new to blogging I don’t have 8 people I can/want to tag. LOL However, my lucky victims are:

Old Man Neill

Tom_Gurl

Divalicious

Ghetto Economics

Peach