Here goes nothing…

I really wanted to pick the pink template but I bet all the girls have it.

Uh, what’s up? I’m Monie and this is my blog.
I will sit at home for hours and read other people’s blogs so D (my wonderful…well he’s wonderful today, at least…boyfriend) told me to start my own. I was hesitant at first cause I’m not creative. At all. When I read other blogs, I’m usually cracking up cause these people are really funny as hell. Besides the humor, they write well and just generally have some good shit to read. I don’t know…I’m prolly putting too much thought into this and I need to just use this shit as an outlet. If people read, great. If not, oh well. PLEASE READ. Ha!

Anyway, to tell you a little about me, I’m 27 and I was born and raised in Cleveland, OH. I attend CSU and will hopefully be graduating with a degree in Accounting in the next year or so. Right now I am busting my ass in school so I’m optimistic. I plan to get my Master’s soon after (no breaks – BEAST MODE lol!). I work for a corporation that works for a government agency and I can honestly say that I don’t mind my job that much. I do Human Resources/Administrative/Financial (aka a little bit of every fuckin thing) work and this is something new for me but I’m diggin it. I’ll prolly be writing a lot about my job since I obviously spend the better part of my day here. But I’m kinda scared to go into details about certain things…people get fired for that shit! LOL! For real, I have heard numerous stories about people getting in trouble for stuff they say on their blogs about their jobs!
Um, I live in the ‘burbs with D (said boyfriend mentioned above). We live in a teeny-tiny apartment that we have been trying to move out of for over a year. It’s really ridiculous. More on that later.
I’m the middle child, have 2 nephews, am left-handed, have been bullshitting at work for the past 3 hours and oranges give me FEROCIOUS gas. LMAO!

Now, that you (whoever you are) know all there is to know about Monie I look forward to making new friends via this blog. This could turn out to be very interesting. Later!

P.S. These fonts are pissing me off. I don’t like none of em! LOL!